INDIAN

It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Chief in a modern society he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. 

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared. But being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?" 

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist at the weather service responded. 

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?" 

"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter." 

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find. Two weeks later the Chief called the National Weather Service again. 

"Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?" 

"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever." 

"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked. 

The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy"

Contractors

Three contractors . . . one from India, another from Germany and the third from England are bidding to repair the White House fence. A senior White House official takes them to examine it.

The English contractor : takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works on some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says. "I figure the job will

Another Viagra

Seorang wanita setengah baya, mengunjungi dokter, "Dok," katanya, "anunya suami saya payah, tidak bisa 'ereksi' sama sekali." 

Dokter balik bertanya, "Sudahkah anda mencoba 'Viagra'? 

"Oh..belum, pasalnya suami saya

BUBBLE

A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with name and hobby.

She said, Lets start with the boys first.

Boys start giving their intro...

First boy: My name is John, and

Burglar !!!

A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You can't do that, you'll have to wait for court," said the desk sergeant.

"No, no,no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I`ve been trying to do that for years!"

Fotographer

Seorang fotographer mendapat tugas dari editornya untuk mengambil gambar kebakaran hutan yang sedang terjadi di suatu tempat. Ia segera berangkat ke lapangan terbang mencari pesawat ringan yang disewa kantornya. Ia pun segera naik ke sebuah pesawat yang mesinnya sedang hidup. 

“Ayo cepat berangkat! Kita udah telat nih!” teriaknya pada